Its time for you all to meet Stewey, the radioactive llama..

say hello to stewey.

now, ive recently discovered his origins.

Stewey is a swedish llama from the mountain called Firenze. When he was a little llama, he used to frolick happily in the fields of Firenze Mountain with his parents and brother, Tom. One sunny, happy day, Tom was frolicking through the fields when he fell into a pool of green radioactive waste that a Swede dumped in the mountains. Stewey was permanently scarred with green radioactive looks. When he went back to his home in the mountains, Steweys parents saw his awful looks and disowned him. On his own, Stewey set out to make a life on his own. He now takes pictures of himself naked and sells them on the internet, which you can see above.

i<3stewey.

Monique, OUT.